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Originally Posted by Ted @ LA Guitar Sales

Yes, I do know what it is and I feel obligated to share the news with my AGF brothers and sisters. But please, please do not tell Michael that I let the cat out of the bag.

The new Rainsong is..... an all carbon six string banjo, (AKA Banjitar) with onboard Fishman Prefix Plus and custom case by Calton. The new "Deliverance" model will be limited to just six thousand pieces and every one will be personally signed by Steve Martin (or someone from the Kardashian family) so these are sure to be collectable. The AGF discount price for this very limited and unique investment grade instrument is $4995 plus $300 for overnight shipping. To ensure your spot on the waiting list just wire a $2000 non refundable deposit to my personal Swiss bank account and you will be all set.

Ok folks, you heard it here first.

Did you check the swiss account? I think the funds have cleared but I demand it be Steve Martin or a representative of Ned Beatty's family. If its a Kardashian I will hunt you down.