Traditional Aesthetics 
Ha, ha. I think it's a great idea. How many
traditional guitars are sold in the world vs off-centered (tortured?) soundholes/shapes every year? Nice to have something that mimics the traditional styles yet is unaffected by the temperature and humidity concerns of wood.
We'll see how it works out. It's months away from arriving. Maybe I'll forget I even ordered it by then.
What? A surprise!