Guitar Joke Of The Day
 

“A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’”

at least she didn't kill him with his axe ,

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Guitar puns don't resonate if they are not witty and sharp. Sometimes mine fall flat. But you can just tune me out if you don't like it.

Shut your soundhole.

What do you call a guitarist who broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

They should string her up.

How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
6, one to change the bulb and 5 to say, "I could change that better than him."

What is God's favorite guitar chord?

Gsus.

Now that is just funny!

I find it cute and unoffensive too,
God Bless you

2 college students on a project for their music class are in Austria digging up Mozart's coffin. They have a video camera filming when they open the coffin, and low and behold Mozart's there with an eraser and his music hurriedly erasing all his songs. One of the 2 students asks him, What are you doing? He answers him, "D-Composing"!:lol:

What do you call a beautiful woman on a guitarist’s arm?

A tattoo.

http://www.tattoo-designs-of-all-kin...f-girls-1b.jpg

How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar?

Nobody knows.

One time in my Counterpoint class at school, the teacher, Dr. Underwood, called on a girl who had raised her hand. She wanted to ask about about "horn fifths," but as she asked she made a (Freudian?) slip and said "Dr. Underwood, what are horny fifths?"

The class laughed at her malapropism, but the teacher, without skipping a beat, answered "That is when they are approached correctly, but left unresolved."

Best musical joke I heard in school. :) ;)

What do you get if you toss a heavy guitar down a mine shaft?

A flat minor