I may be crazy but... I don't think I am losing my hair. I am convinced that my head is getting larger. (Edit: I just realized this post must be about guitar. I want to be a Rock 'n' Roll musician when I grow up and hair is an important part of my image. I just turned 60 in October. Plenty of time to break into the business.)

I may be crazy but people won't get off my lawn :D

I may be crazy but ... I think I'm crazy.

I may be crazy, but I keep my beater guitar in a Calton Deluxe case stored in a sealed climate-controlled subterranean vault monitored by surveillance cameras at all times, and only ever play my most expensive guitar - because what would I do if my best was stolen or smashed or spontaneously burst into flames and my beater wasn't in tiptop shape to take its place???!!!??? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: