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Old 07-23-2018, 06:14 PM
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Some of these jokes are Stella, though I had to pick through all of them to put a string together.
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Old 07-23-2018, 06:42 PM
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Definition of perfect pitch:

You throw a banjo into a dumpster and it lands on an accordion
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Old 07-24-2018, 07:58 AM
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"The" notes? There are more than three!

They walked in, in 3/2 time.
The C was a half note and Eb and G were quarter notes. So yes that bar only had 3 notes. Not good for the tender who wanted 64/32 time. But to find that many customers of that size is nearly impossible. He had to give it rest and end the bar due lack of customers.
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Old 07-25-2018, 01:41 PM
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What do get when you combine an elctric guitar and a saxaphone?

A saxofender!

Whats the difference between a Dead Banjo player and a dead frog in the road....... wait for it................................
The frog was on his way to a gig!
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Old 07-25-2018, 02:05 PM
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Whats the difference between a Dead Banjo player and a dead frog in the road....... wait for it................................
The frog was on his way to a gig!

Alternative punch line:

There are skid marks in front of the frog
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Old 07-26-2018, 04:18 PM
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Either way, they both croaked...
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