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Some of these jokes are Stella, though I had to pick through all of them to put a string together.
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Definition of perfect pitch:
You throw a banjo into a dumpster and it lands on an accordion |
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They walked in, in 3/2 time. The C was a half note and Eb and G were quarter notes. So yes that bar only had 3 notes. Not good for the tender who wanted 64/32 time. But to find that many customers of that size is nearly impossible. He had to give it rest and end the bar due lack of customers. |
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Jokes
What do get when you combine an elctric guitar and a saxaphone?
A saxofender! Whats the difference between a Dead Banjo player and a dead frog in the road....... wait for it................................ The frog was on his way to a gig! |
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Whats the difference between a Dead Banjo player and a dead frog in the road....... wait for it................................
The frog was on his way to a gig! Alternative punch line: There are skid marks in front of the frog |
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Either way, they both croaked...
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