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Old 02-14-2017, 11:38 AM
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Punch line from a joke posted to the 2007, Bad Joke thread in the Open Mic Forum”

"I was only about to say that I see you are wearing the Bishop's slippers.”
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Old 02-14-2017, 11:54 AM
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Old 02-14-2017, 12:03 PM
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Tell 'em to find the penny in the corner.
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Old 02-14-2017, 12:05 PM
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Old 02-14-2017, 12:09 PM
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"Forget it; you'll never hit her from here." Golf joke
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Old 02-14-2017, 01:46 PM
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Old 02-14-2017, 02:04 PM
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Old 02-14-2017, 04:18 PM
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1) "Whoa... man, that tiger was tough. Now where is your wife with the abscessed tooth?"

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Old 02-14-2017, 10:47 PM
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Old 02-16-2017, 07:39 AM
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Old 02-16-2017, 09:29 AM
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Old 02-17-2017, 12:30 PM
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