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Old 03-27-2015, 08:28 PM
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Old 03-27-2015, 08:32 PM
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Shamelessly stolen and shared.
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Old 03-27-2015, 09:08 PM
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That makes two of us.
I did the same, to place it here.

Share and share alike...
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Old 03-28-2015, 06:39 AM
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Sure gave my wife a good chuckle! She said, "Maybe in a "Stepford Wives" kind-of-universe..."!

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If she was really married to a guitar player, she wouldn't be home cooking, she'd be at one of her three jobs supporting the family.
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Old 03-28-2015, 06:50 AM
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Nope. Sorry Larry, but you ain't it. She was talking about Slash.
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I have a couple of Ex's that might disagree.
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I have a couple of Ex's that might disagree.
They should have listened to their mothers.
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Nice Larry. I'll attempt to get some mileage out of this
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That cake looks yummy .
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