You People Are HILARIOUS!

[SongwriterFan]

Originally Posted by Wadcutter

Gotta disagree with you there SF.

That's OK . . you can't be right ALL the time.

[Wadcutter]

Originally Posted by SongwriterFan

That's OK . . you can't be right ALL the time.

That's what Mrs. Wadcutter says!

[BTF]

Well, I'll tell you one thing that ISN'T funny...

Hemorrhoids.

Hemorrhoids aren't funny!...

[Mr Bill]

Judy Collins version of 'Someday Soon' has got the terrific interplay between Buddy Emmons on steel guitar and James Burton on Telecaster. Plus Glen D. Hardin on piano & Stephen Stills on bass. Just a classic version.

That being said, Judy still does that folksinger thing where you don't have to nail all the words, just get close most of the time.

Suzy Bogguss does a smooth, perfect version. I can handle both of these ladies doing 'Someday Soon.' Possibly the best cowboy song ever written. I don't think Suzy's version would be like it is if Judy hadn't done it first. Suzy makes it her own, but pays homage to Judy at the same time.

[Long Jon]

Originally Posted by wcap

Welcome to the forum (OK, I guess this welcome is about a month late)!

This is a good bunch of people here.

Personally, I think all this witty humor is a reflection of the fact that there are a lot of really smart people here.

(Having said this, I will add that I don't think my posts tend to be particularly funny!).

Personally, I think the guy who cracks me up the most is LongJon (sorry for bringing you up again LongJon)! He is often just hilarious, often in very few words.

There are also a LOT of really awesome musicians here (along with guitar builders, guitar repair people, etc, etc), which I find pretty humbling. I am humbled almost every time I visit someone's YouTube or SoundCloud page.

And I think one of the best things about this place is that you don't normally have people getting annoyed if you ask a question that has already been asked and answered multiple times. You rarely have people snapping back with "do a search before wasting our time" of some such comments, which are all too frequent on, say, some of the photography forums. The philosophy here is that we are here to have conversations, and every question is meaningful and new to the person who asked it, and talking about it is better than just searching through past conversations that may or may not have dealt with our exact question. For example, I have seen Larry (ljguitar) give really useful, detailed, helpful answers to questions about capos, or about how to play barre chords (usually with photos and sometimes even videos), and other topics, many times, each time as though this was the first time the question had ever been asked.

This is a special place.

What do you expect on photography forums ?

[wcap]

Originally Posted by Long Jon

What do you expect on photography forums ?

Ah, but those are forums with really serious photographers, where members would balk at the suggestion that they were just snapping pictures!

[wcap]

Originally Posted by BTF

Well, I'll tell you one thing that ISN'T funny...

Hemorrhoids.

Hemorrhoids aren't funny!...

This is also a forum where we get to know each other really well!

[SMan]

One line is about all I can come up with.

[Gasworker]

Originally Posted by CandyApple

I've read SO MANY notable one-liners!!! I don't think I've ever been on any Forum with as many natural born comics...ever!
Thanks!

Complimenting the boys on how funny they are will get you in their good graces. If you had added the word "boobies" you'd be up to 8 or 9 pages by now.

[BTF]

Just don't all 'em "tomatoes"!

That's how the Kate Upton thread got shut down!

[CandyApple]

Harmonics101 said:
"When you're as old as I am , you don't have time for anything BUT one liners"

[Fatstrat]

Originally Posted by Mr Bill

Judy Collins version of 'Someday Soon' has got the terrific interplay between Buddy Emmons on steel guitar and James Burton on Telecaster. Plus Glen D. Hardin on piano & Stephen Stills on bass. Just a classic version.

That being said, Judy still does that folksinger thing where you don't have to nail all the words, just get close most of the time.

Suzy Bogguss does a smooth, perfect version. I can handle both of these ladies doing 'Someday Soon.' Possibly the best cowboy song ever written. I don't think Suzy's version would be like it is if Judy hadn't done it first. Suzy makes it her own, but pays homage to Judy at the same time.

Suzy's version is good. But Judy's will always be my Fav.

[CandyApple]

Originally Posted by Wadcutter

Oh, btw, CandyApple, since you are new here, let me tell you that the REALLY funny threads involve guns. Oh man, those are freaking hilarious, oh yeah!

Ahhh, the aforementioned (in National Cheeseburger Day thread) Mr. Wadcutter I presume?

[callouses]

Originally Posted by Wadcutter

Oh, btw, CandyApple, since you are new here, let me tell you that the REALLY funny threads involve guns. Oh man, those are freaking hilarious, oh yeah!

Wad, you absolutely crack me up, man...this reminds me of Kramer on Seinfeld....hahaha.....if we knew each other I'm sure we'd hang out....maybe go shoot some ground hogs just for the sport....I'm gonna scarf down a jalapeno burger in your honor, dude!!

[CandyApple]

Originally Posted by chickenoverlord

So, as a fished a strawberries and cream chapstick out of my instrument, I began to wonder what kind of things other guitars like to eat. So far (other than picks, fyi theres been an irretrievable one in there for 2 weeks...) mine has swallowed multiple chapsticks, a stinkbug with no appreciation for music, a purple capo, a necklace, and a rubber bracelett. Anyone else?

Okay, it's not just one line, but her thread is funny and has TONS of potential. Way to go Ms. ChickenOverlord