You People Are HILARIOUS!

[Captain Jim]

Originally Posted by BTF

Well, I'll tell you one thing that ISN'T funny...

Hemorrhoids.

Hemorrhoids aren't funny!...

No, they are a pain in the...

[joeguam]

Originally Posted by CandyApple

Okay, it's not just one line, but her thread is funny and has TONS of potential. Way to go Ms. ChickenOverlord

I agree! I have my first child due in January and I'm freaking out wondering how I'm going to keep the kids away from the expensive guitars.

[Bill Lowther]

Most of my one-liners would probably get me banned from the forum.

[Wadcutter]

Originally Posted by callouses

Wad, you absolutely crack me up, man...this reminds me of Kramer on Seinfeld....hahaha.....if we knew each other I'm sure we'd hang out....maybe go shoot some ground hogs just for the sport....I'm gonna scarf down a jalapeno burger in your honor, dude!!

Yeah, we probably would callouses, me you and Fatstrat! Great minds think alike. ha! Re the jalapeno burger, thanks for the reminder, I'm heading over to Micky D's a little later to pick up two of them along with that free promotional cup of mud that they are offering this month. After that, I'm going to get a beer flavored latte and go see if I can find a roundabout to cause trouble at.

For the most part, people here are smart. Those who also have a sense of humor tend to be witty. They have the best one liners.

[Scootch]

Originally Posted by A-Mac

For the most part, people here are smart. Those who also have a sense of humor tend to be witty. They have the be one liners.

Plus most of us have had many many many years of practice.

[patrickgm60]

Originally Posted by joeguam

I have my first child due in January and I'm freaking out wondering how I'm going to keep the kids away from the expensive guitars.

The expenses associated with parenthood have a way of working that problem out for you.

[Nela]

Boobies..................


Nela

[CandyApple]

Originally Posted by Bluepoet

I mostly just read my own replies, because I usually agree with them...

in a thread about "Do you read..."

[harmonics101]

Originally Posted by joeguam

I agree! I have my first child due in January and I'm freaking out wondering how I'm going to keep the kids away from the expensive guitars.

Keep them all in their cases, the guitars - not the kids

H

[joeguam]

Originally Posted by harmonics101

Keep them all in their case, the guitars

H

It's either that or reinstall the door knob to my guitar room 7ft high.

[CandyApple]

Originally Posted by DesolationAngel

Vintage = older than me
Antique = older than my parents

In Kip Carter's thread about defining 'vintage'.

[CandyApple]

This entire "Thou Shalt Not..." thread is Hilarious!
http://www.acousticguitarforum.com/f...d.php?t=356929

[Long Jon]

Originally Posted by CandyApple

This entire "Thou Shalt Not..." thread is Hilarious!
http://www.acousticguitarforum.com/f...d.php?t=356929

Boy Howdy Tina ! You are really havin' yourself a time on this forum ! Diggin' for nuggets of comedy gold, down amongst the old threads.

A woman with a sense of humour,,,, oh yeah ! That's my kinda gal !

Glad that you are enjoying life so much. Best Wishes, Jon


ps.EDIT: I thought There was some funny stuff in "Why don't more guitars have armrests ?" My favourite was "Neil Young Hasn't got one" which was then quoted by someone else who said "There's your answer".
That stuff tickles me.

[Pick guard]

Originally Posted by Mr Fixit eh

The rule is set by beloved spouse - I'm working on increasing said number. It's currently 4

Steve

Originally Posted by martind42

I've made it a strict policy to have one spouse at a time. Four is right out.

Funny comment.