How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?

[taylorman197]

Originally Posted by jmcphail

It takes 1 guitar player to change a light bulb. And 4 banjo players to rotate the ladder.

wehehehe! nice!

[Cue Zephyr]

Tungsten doesn't sound good.

[jeepnstein]

Originally Posted by taylorman197

wehehehe! nice!

A few, nobody can really be too sure. It all depends on who shows up and sticks around. Lets see. One to figure out what kind of bulb, a couple more to figure out how to take apart the fixture, one to handle the Black Velvet, another surfing eBay to see what the light fixture is worth, one passed out on the couch, and one regaling the tale of the last time we had to change a bulb like this. After several hours and a couple of divorces the bulb might be changed or it might not, not that it really matters in the grand scheme of things.

[Wade Hampton]

Originally Posted by Allman_Fan

From Nashville . . . .

How do you get the songwriter off your doorstep?







Pay for your pizza.

How can you tell if there's a drummer at your front door?


The knocking speeds up.



How can you tell if there's a lead singer at your front door?


You can't, because she can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in...


whm

[jseth]

well, if we're expanding on the original joke...

What's the definition of perfect pitch?






When you throw the banjo in the dumpster and it lands on the accordian, first try!




How do you get 2 flautists to play unison?








Shoot one...




What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?







A flat miner (minor)...






just a couple of many.... I collect 'em!

[jlwoodall]

you guys are asking the wrong question; it should be phrased... How many guitarist does it take to afford a pack of light bulbs?

[Greg.D]

15: one to change the bulb and 14 to get on the guest list.

[Ray B]

It all depends on how much mojo is in that lightbulb

Ray

[cotten]

"Sweetie, you KNOW playing guitar takes both hands, can't you change it this time, please?"

"I KNOW you changed it last time, but remember: I made the four dollars last weekend that allowed us to buy a new bulb, and besides, we were getting pretty good at getting around in the dark."

"Yes, I did buy those two new guitars last month, but I really needed them, and they had this big sale, see..."

"But it's eating regularly that causes people to be overweight, not that yo... OUCH, THAT HURT! (Three beats.) AAKKKK! My baby's got a ding here on her upper bout!!!"

"Well, now you have to clean up both the broken bulb you threw, and the blood - I'll help you in a second, I just need to work out the transition out of the bridge..."

"If everyone lit just one little candle, maybe I could see enough to jot down ideas for this new song running through my brain, "Guitar Playing, Light Bulb Changing Blues."

cotten

[lone eskimo]

What do you call a musician with a roof over his head?



Married.... (so true)

One more:

Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune ?


Neither did I


Mike

[D. Dubya]

How many car salesmen does it take to change a light bulb?











I don't know. Let me ask my manager.

[JohnnyDes]

I just use the coated light bulbs. They last longer, even if they aren't quite as bright.

JD

[theEdwinson]

Originally Posted by Glennwillow

I thought we guitar players left the changing of light bulbs to the bass players? Have I been wrong about this all these years?

LOL! And the sound guy rides the faders...

[theEdwinson]

Originally Posted by jeepnstein

A few, nobody can really be too sure. It all depends on who shows up and sticks around. Lets see. One to figure out what kind of bulb, a couple more to figure out how to take apart the fixture, one to handle the Black Velvet, another surfing eBay to see what the light fixture is worth, one passed out on the couch, and one regaling the tale of the last time we had to change a bulb like this. After several hours and a couple of divorces the bulb might be changed or it might not, not that it really matters in the grand scheme of things.

Now here's some information I can use! Now I know why my mirror ball doesn't work. The guitars made the lights go out. And yeah, in the grand scheme of things, what difference does it make if you play a light bulb or a banjo? And guitars and light bulbs are like armadillos and balloons.

[emmonsh]

20 if they insist a $300 yamaha sounds better than a d28.lol