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How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
15.
One to change it, 14 to insist they can change it better than that.
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How many bluegrass guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb? Twenty. One to change the bulb, nineteen to complain that it's electric. רררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררר רררררררררררררר How many jazz guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb? Screw the changes - we'll just fake it! רררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררררר רררררררררררררר |
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Is that a SIX lightbulb track, or a 12 lightbulb track?
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I thought we guitar players left the changing of light bulbs to the bass players? Have I been wrong about this all these years?
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It takes 1 guitar player to change a light bulb. And 4 banjo players to rotate the ladder.
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None, guitar players like to practice in the dark
Harmonics101 |
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I'm a guitar player! I don't do lights!
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But after it is installed, everyone else just stands around and says they would have purchased a different model, shape, or make of light bulb.
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That the frosted bulbs don't have as lively tone as the clear bulbs - clear PREWAR bulbs.
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Upgrade
The light is a lot brighter since I installed the fossilized terridactile wing lamp shade.
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From Nashville . . . .
How do you get the songwriter off your doorstep? Pay for your pizza. |
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I have fluorecent lighting here.
And LOL @ the previoust post. Oh and none, spend it on strings instead. |
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First, which way is the filament wound?.......
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When's that bulb gonna open up?
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that's so true
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