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Old 02-17-2017, 06:15 PM
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"...No offense ma'am, but I don't think I can stand 67 more of those."
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Ok, break time is over, back on your heads .
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"It can be easily repaired"

"He never had 20 bucks before !!!"

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If that's what you want, ok,, but you can bloody well get up and cook it yourself !
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Just one correction, Father, next Saturday night there's going to be a taffy pull at Saint Peters.
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DiMaggio?.....
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