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Taylor GS Mini Mahogony Martin SC 13E Martin HD-28 Epiphone Hummingbird Pro Epiphone J-200-SCE Gibson J-35 Taylor 416 Taylor 214ce Ovation Balladeer I cut my teeth on the bread of pure temptation. I tried it all and I learned to fall Like I would never hit the ground. - Jeffrey Foucault |
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits. What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
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Taylor GS Mini Mahogony Martin SC 13E Martin HD-28 Epiphone Hummingbird Pro Epiphone J-200-SCE Gibson J-35 Taylor 416 Taylor 214ce Ovation Balladeer I cut my teeth on the bread of pure temptation. I tried it all and I learned to fall Like I would never hit the ground. - Jeffrey Foucault |
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A Duck came up to me yesterday quackling wildly, 'I've lost my eggs, I've lost my eggs'.
I said, 'Perhaps you mislaid them...?' |
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This may have to go on my signature.
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Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanogga choo-choo?
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A horse walks into a bar.
The barkeep says, "Why the long face?" |
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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says - " Gimme some Chapstick .................. and put it on my bill".
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What did one duck say to the other ?
My doctor's a quack, H |
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Hey All,
Two buddies Kurt and Rod decide to start an internet business called Kurt and Rods curtain rods. -Ed-
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It's got to be:
Mel Famy was the greatest pitcher and some believed the greatest baseball player, period, who ever lived. He single-handedly pitched his team to the World Series, and they easily won the three games he was able to pitch in the Series. However, the other team won three games while Mel was resting. Now, in the 7th game of the World Series, Mel was again pitching. The game was a 0-0 pitcher's battle as Mel Famy walked out to the mound for the bottom of the 9th inning. Mel took the sign from the catcher, wound up and pitched. A ball. He quickly pitched three more balls and walked the first batter. A stir went through the crowd. Mel Famy rarely walked anyone, let alone on four pitches. The next batter came up, and Mel walked him on four pitches, too. Then two more batters. The game and the Series were lost! As the runner on third base crossed home plate with the winning run, he glanced out at the pitcher's mound and saw a can of beer fall out the back pocket of Mel Famy's uniform. It was all too obvious what had happened. Mel Famy had been drinking between innings! The runner pointed to the beer and shouted out, "That's the beer that made Mel Famy walk us!"
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Before my time
I have bad joke , but first I'd like to express my displeasure at the general lack of badness in many of the jokes in this thread , and so , to try and reel this back into the realm of actual badness: Why did the chicken cross the road ? Apparently that's what chickens do. So they can be on the other side of the road and then cross the road to get to the other side of the road. That's how dumb chickens are . There, that's bad . When you have to explain it , because it's stupid and doesn't make sense; like a comedian bombing .
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D l'm 48 ( a few years younger than you, l think) and Australian and that joke was bad when l was 18, still is l reckon.
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Man visits his doctor and reports a variety of maladies. After running tests, the doctor says, "Take these suppositories, once a day, and they should fix you up."
Man returns two weeks later with the same symptoms as before. The doctor asked, " Did the medicine I gave you not help at all?" Man replies "Doc, for all the good it did me I coulda stuck them up my a**" |
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What did Tarzan say as a herd of elephants came running across the savanna?
"Here comes a herd of elephants!" |
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My mother was subjected to some pretty bad ones by the OB during my delivery way back in the summer of '69.
On the topic of how newborns' heads were usually misshapen during delivery he said "I like to call them banana heads." When told what our family name was (which is pronounced by many the same way the sound a duck makes) he said "don't let him become a doctor." I'm convinced he was drunk and I've had an unhealthy aversion to doctors ever since my mother first told me that story.
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