Stoooopid Guitar Joke

[Egeary]

You probably have heard this before, but here it is....


Woman is on trial for beating her husband to death using his guitar collection.

Judge asks: "first offender?"

Woman: " No, your honor. First a Gibson, then a Fender".


Happy Thanksging to you all!

Ed Geary
Clermont, Fl

Go Steelers!!

[hornrocker]

I giggle every time I hear it, thanks

[rmgjsps]

Don't expect an ovation for that one. (I laughed, though. I actually never heard it before!)

[Gasworker]

Originally Posted by rmgjsps

Don't expect an ovation for that one. (I laughed, though. I actually never heard it before!)

Ovation that's a godin

[Looburst]

LOL, I love it!

[rmgjsps]

I guess we all get an award from the lolipop guild.

[hairpuller]

Great one! Now if I could only remember a joke...
Scott

[bryantjudoman]

that joke is just Taylored right for us...I,m here all week

[Vancebo]

Having a guitar collection sure didn't Breed Love between them.

[gitarro]

That admission by the wife would have been enough for the judge to establish her Guild. If only the husband had tried Collings her before he bought so many guitars.

[SalFromChatham]

Good Gretsch.....



Actually, Ya! Ma ha’d over the joke. She thought it was funny too.

[Ozzy the dog]

She's an Axe murderer.

[boombox]

Originally Posted by Ozzy the dog

She's an Axe murderer.

... who got Cort red-handed!

[gfspencer]

I dread these kinds of jokes . . . so I will just string everyone along.

[topographic]

During Christmas season, we should make sure that all of the elves at the North Pole get a copy of these jokes; it would help Santa's crews work harder.

Yeah, I know...