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Old 07-10-2013, 11:38 AM
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I'm sitting here at work laughing myself silly. They are all stupid, but if you read them one right after the other, they are extremely laugh worthy. Thanks for a good break in the day.
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Old 07-13-2013, 02:51 PM
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Horse walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Why the short face?"
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Old 07-13-2013, 05:54 PM
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Grasshopper walks into a bar...bartender says, "hey, we got a drink named after you" and the grasshopper says "you guys got a drink named Jerry?"
Lol. I always told that one like this:
Grasshopper walks into a bar...bartender says, "hey, we got a drink named after you" and the grasshopper says "you guys got a drink named Tom Collins?"
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