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That Cotten cracks me up.................
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Dad jokes. Gotta love them! No really, you have to! Everybody else just groans, and that doesn't count. We Dads have to stick together. It's in the Manual.
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Unfortunately, this is correct.
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----- The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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That was great! LOL, She talked about how much the Doughboy was loved and kneaded,,,,LOL
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Fowl humor.
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You have to get up pretty early in the morning (literally) to fool these guys Mark.
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Yeah that's true. I keep forgetting that most of us are geezers.
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