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Old 07-24-2016, 12:04 PM
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. . . . there's one of those Pokemon things on our back porch. How do I get rid of it?
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Old 07-24-2016, 12:08 PM
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gotta catch the darn thing
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Old 07-24-2016, 12:38 PM
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Call the Orkin Man...
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Old 07-24-2016, 01:50 PM
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like W.Z. says "Bring lawyers ,guns and money"
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Threaten it with reality .
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You don't own a gun?
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Old 07-25-2016, 07:23 AM
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You don't own a gun?
Several. But I didn't want to shoot his phone.
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Several. But I didn't want to shoot his phone.
Certainly been tempted at restaurants a couple of times
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Old 07-25-2016, 03:42 PM
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Wouldn't that be trespassing? I'd call the cops,

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There were several within earshot of my house. I went out on the back deck and shouted that Chuck Norris was on the way. They all surrendered voluntarily.

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I was working in the garage yesterday when I saw one dancing in the driveway. Sprayed him with carburetor cleaner and he melted. Hosed the remaining goo into the gutter, but it left a nasty yellow stain on the concrete. My attorney is seeking compensation.
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There were several within earshot of my house. I went out on the back deck and shouted that Chuck Norris was on the way. They all surrendered voluntarily.

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I heard Chuck caught them all with a land line.
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