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Old 03-31-2017, 02:12 PM
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"As scarce as hen's teeth." -to indicate that something is a rarity

"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle." -expressing self-deprecating surprise

"Never buy a pig in a poke." -never buy anything sight unseen

"Cat got your tongue?" -to indicate unusual/unexpected silence by a person

"Big hat, no saddle" - all flash and no substance
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When we were guys in high school, if we saw a girl that had a bigger than normal rear end, we would say- "Saddle tough"
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And someone would say -- Sharp as a tack. Then someone else would reply -- Sharp as a tack without a head.

Another one my dad said about "certain" people -- He has a mind like a steel sieve.

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"Lazier than a white dog"


"Off like a dirty shirt"

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A mind like a steel trap (meaning sharp and strong)

A face only a mother could love (self explanatory)

A face that could stop a train (same as above)

dumb as a stump

colder than a witch's ...... (like I said, most of mine are politically incorrect)
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A face that could stop an eight day clock

Ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road
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These are some favorites I used to hear from my grandmother and great grandmother....and they are not politically correct


Penny wise and pound foolish

It beats a sharp stick in the eye

A big wife and a big barn, will never do a man any harm.

He who hears forgets, he who sees remembers, he who does learns.

A man's work is sun to sun, a woman's work is never done.

A stitch in time saves nine.

Curiosity killed the cat.

Every bird loves to hear himself sing.
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Ain't seen so much excitement 'round here since grandpa peed on the electric fence.
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Ain't seen so much excitement 'round here since grandpa peed on the electric fence.
And to think we thought that was great fun as kids on my aunt's farm
It was either that or "tag you're it" with a cattle prod...those were the days lol
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"Why he's busier than a woodpecker in a lumber yard"
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Ain't seen so much excitement 'round here since grandpa peed on the electric fence.
Made me laugh!

Here's some more British ones :

"face like the back of a bus" (ugleeee!)

Thick as a brick....or two short planks same as "daft as a brush!" i.e. not the most intelligent.

Also, "not the sharpest knife in the drawer" and "one sandwich short of a picnic".
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"He/She's not as green as he/she's cabbage looking" = not daft!
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That's about as useful as socks on a rooster
You have two ears and one mouth for a reason
Measure twice cut once
One of my dads old favorites when you got a tough piece of venison and complained, "tougher if there wasn't any"
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Here's one that's really inappropriate. "Higher than Hilter's gas bill!" Referring to something being high priced.
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my mom would say, "for cryin' out loud." how about, "fixin to"-haven't heard that in a long time. pop or soda for a soft drink. once in a blue moon. out of the blue.

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