Emerald Calendar

[kramster]

Originally Posted by EvanB

Or rise to it?

Good one...it's like you really are my Uncle.

Sort of scary isn't it?

[Long Jon]

Originally Posted by Captain Jim

Earl, that reminds me of the Ray Romano bit about having twins: "You can save money on photos. See this one? Yeah, we have one more just like that!" (rimshot)

Jim

Identical twins get seperated at birth, one is adopted by a Spanish couple, they name him Juan;
the other is adopted by a Hindu family who name their boy Amal. (stay with me now, you’ll like it)

So, when the boys are full grown the Indian boy finds out about his Spanish brother and sends a letter and a photo to the family.

The Spanish foster mum is very excited and says to the Dad “Look here’s a pic of his brother !”

The dad says “Meh, so what ? When you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”

[kramster]

Originally Posted by Long Jon

Identical twins get seperated at birth, one is adopted by a Spanish couple, they name him Juan;
the other is adopted by a Hindu family who name their boy Amal. (stay with me now, you’ll like it)

So, when the boys are full grown the Indian boy finds out about his Spanish brother and sends a letter and a photo to the family.

The Spanish foster mum is very excited and says to the Dad “Look here’s a pic of his brother !”

The dad says “Meh, so what ? When you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”

You know what's good about this joke?? After you here it, it'll make every other joke actually seem funnier...so thanks..

[Long Jon]

Originally Posted by kramster

You know what's good about this joke?? After you here it, it'll make every other joke actually seem funnier...so thanks..

I guess when you’ve heard Jaun you’ve heard Amal.

[kramster]

If they look alike...how can you tell which Juan is Juan?... or versa visa.

[Long Jon]

One of ‘em speaks Spanish and the other Hindi .... duh, (or hud).

[kramster]

Just on the looks... that language part is too easy... oops.. forgot you were English...sorry