Stoooopid Guitar Joke

[topographic]

It would take a meanie not to like these jokes.

[Ozzy the dog]

Guitarist jokes usually tend to imply the guitarist is stupid. I think the responses so far prove they are not stupid but rather misunderstood.

This is probably why the wife in the original joke battered her husband to death.

[rmgjsps]

It's good to see so much harmony here -- especially on Thanksgiving! (for those of us in the U.S.) And always remember that harmony can breed love.

[Ozzy the dog]

At the trial from the original joke, The Prosecutor, a from the of attorneys asked the defendant to explain her actions and she said:

“Well, my husband was trying to play like Steve Gibb, you know, Barry , but was not of the same .

I asked him to stop but he kept me. He was rubbish and I couldn’t stand the noise anymore but he told me to have and I would soon be asking him to do an .

I do man with talent but my husband would attack the fret board like he was that actor with the big 's, George on a mission.

His mates were all great musicians but he was ging behind. You’d need to get anything good from his playing. I can still hear his torture on the strings in my head but it wasn’t me that killed him – it was his mate Jim who is now trying to

Sorry everyone

[varmonter]

You folks make me Gruin..that's a hybrid grin and groan

[boombox]

Originally Posted by varmonter

You folks make me Gruin..that's a hybrid grin and groan

Well, that's the pot Collings the kettle black.

[rmgjsps]

Ozzy, the Framus at the end made me chuckle. Had a girlfriend back in high school (in the 60's) had a sweet Framus classical. Good memories. Thanks.

[topographic]

Ozzie, very clever (and to mention a tad time consuming)

[Ozzy the dog]

Originally Posted by rmgjsps

Ozzy, the Framus at the end made me chuckle. Had a girlfriend back in high school (in the 60's) had a sweet Framus classical. Good memories. Thanks.

Ah, you can't beat a good memory.

Originally Posted by topographic

Ozzie, very clever (and to mention a tad time consuming)

What can I say - I'm a saaad little man.

[TomB'sox]

After reading all of these puns, I have to admit I am feeling kinda low-den deep in my soul...

[muscmp]

welcome to the AGF!

play music!

[baimo]

Originally Posted by Egeary

You probably have heard this before, but here it is....


Woman is on trial for beating her husband to death using his guitar collection.

Judge asks: "first offender?"

Woman: " No, your honor. First a Gibson, then a Fender".


Happy Thanksging to you all!

Ed Geary
Clermont, Fl

Go Steelers!!

New to me. Love it. Can't wait to use it.

[TKT]

I seem to remember that all happened sometime back in Tacoma, or was it Jackson? Guy by the name of Lyle. Was up on MotorAve around Daisy Rock. She caught him Carvin some other woman's name on the headstock of a Rickenbacker. Neighbors heard the Eko of the smacks Furch sure!

The coroner said if she'd Shecter swing on the Fender, Dude might have made it. Now he's Levin feet under.

But that's the way The (said his best bud Ernie) Ball bounces.

[John Bartus]

As I was driving my new Chrysler Cordoba down to the Froggy Bottom, in the persona of my secret identity, I spotted a Seagull circling high over the shoreline. I got out of the car, and saw a woman doing laundry with a big red rash on her arm -- a serious case of Washburn. I leaned against my Fender and watched as she slowly looked up and said, "I've been expecting you."
"You have ESP? Then what's my name?" I replied.
"You're B.C. Rich, Es-Squier, Dean of the local law school." She was good, I have to admit. "But I'm stuck out here with all this laundry since I left my old life behind and went Rogue. My name is Luna." She started Carvin her name in an old can -- just another way to Martin.
I pondered for a brief moment, but then the skies opened and we were drenched, the rain Maton down her flowing locks. Suddenly, she stopped, looked skyward, and began singing her RainSong. Her voice had an amazing Silvertone. Halfway through her Aria, the rain stopped. She stopped, looked at me and said, "Takamine to Laguna and drop me off at the house of my brother, Esteban."
"No can do. I'm headed to Kalamazoo," I said.
She said, "That's what I get for sitting here, listening to Keith Urban, Baden my time, and reflecting on the Bourgeois in life."
I noticed she bore a striking resemblance to Elle McPherson, and that I could take the time to drop her in Los Angelus. "Change of plans," I told her. "Hop in, and and let's Goya-ll the way."
Steve Miller came on the radio, singing, "I've been from Phoenix to Tacoma..." True, but I don't think he had ever been to Waterloo. Or Blueridge. Or Silver Creek. Not that any of it mattered. "There's a cooler in the backseat," I told her. "Grab a Stella if you want."
She was silent the rest of the trip. When we hit the Ventura Highway, I heard the sounds of Applause coming from the passenger seat. "Excited that you're almost there?" I asked.
"No," she said. "Just thankful that this post is finally over." I dropped her off, secure in the knowledge that she never figured out my secret alter ego: I am the Recording King.

[cotten]

That one left me (s)Martin! But I really did Yamahaha...

cotten