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10-06-2017, 06:37 AM
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Time Traveler Found in Wyoming!!!
A man was arrested Monday in central Wyoming for public intoxication, or at least that’s what the feds and black helicopters would have you believe. The man claimed to be a time traveller from the year 2048. He warned that aliens would arrive next year, demanded to speak to the president of Casper and said it was the aliens that had filled his body with alcohol.
http://k2radio.com/bryant-johnson-of...time-traveler/ 
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10-06-2017, 07:21 AM
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I told him he was wasting his time before he set off
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10-06-2017, 07:22 AM
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Right state, wrong location. These coordinates would have been more appropriate for the transport back to warn us:
 
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10-06-2017, 08:32 AM
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What happens in Wyoming stays in Wyoming ...... oh wait ?????
Ah yes the Devils Tower strange music in the air there sometimes. Yet many regions in Wyoming are probably preferable for ("beaming up/down") given the elevation would make it easier on the transporter beams (especially when the subjects body is weighted down with alcohol  )
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10-06-2017, 08:43 AM
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That Alien hooch is just...WOW!
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10-06-2017, 08:48 AM
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Quote:
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10-06-2017, 08:48 AM
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2048??? Oh no.....
It's well know in time-traveler jargon...the numbers in the year stated by the alien give REAL clues to other situations... L@@K- 2048- extract the 2-4-8. These numbers correspond directly to letters of our alphabet- B-D-H Black Dead Helios Meaning- obviously- that he escaped from a dead star- or our own sun will expire in the year 2048. Mother of God...
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10-06-2017, 09:01 AM
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The only reason the guy came back is because Social Security ran out in 2034 and he got tired of living on Ramen noodles or hot water and ketchup. A for the "aliens", I don't believe that because they were declared illegal at some point along the way.
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10-06-2017, 09:04 AM
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Uh. Don't ya'll remember. A couple of years ago. When the earth blew up. They put us all on ships and sent us to the new earth, and the president came on tv and said not to tell all the stupid people? Uh oh.
==> that actually came from a Steve Martin comedy routine way back <=== I would have believed the original story better if the guy would have had his iPhone 237 and could tell us who won the fight in Rocky 1,376
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10-06-2017, 09:45 AM
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If you use the link and go to the story he bears an uncanny resemblance to Sid Vicious. Could it be possible??
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10-06-2017, 09:55 AM
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He's lying. Everybody knows you need a BAC much greater than .136 to time travel..... geeeezzzzz.
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