No Sir....This Is Just Wrong

[DenverSteve]

I've spent over 30 years - living right, treating people like I want to be treated, changing my strings regularly, humidifying - to be known as a conscious GUITAR player then this invitation arrives this morning..........

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More Than Just a Banjo Camp - Midwest Banjo Camp XIV
June 7-10, 2018 - Olivet College Campus - Olivet, MI

Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would ever be invited to a BANJO Camp.. Honest. I've only ever touched a banjo, one time, in college. But I was just experimenting, really ......sad day indeed........

[Long Jon]

72 hours of total banjo immersion sounds OK to me Steve.

I wonder what they’ll immerse them in ?

I would have thought dropping them into the rapids from a canoe would give them a traditional but dramatic send off.

[rokdog49]

Originally Posted by Long Jon

72 hours of total banjo immersion sounds OK to me Steve.

I wonder what they’ll immerse them in ?

I would have thought dropping them into the rapids from a canoe would give them a traditional but dramatic send off.

[HHP]

Maybe Elderly is trying to tell you something. Maybe your profile for browsing includes an accidental visit to animal husbandry sites? Might be some unfortunate results from your Ancestry.com profile?

Its actually worse than you imagine. If I recall, that is a banjo AND ukulele camp.

[DenverSteve]

Originally Posted by HHP

Elderly is trying to tell you something. Maybe your profile for browsing includes an accidental visit to animal husbandry sites? Might be some unfortunate results from your Ancestry.com profile?

But I only peeked.....really.

Originally Posted by HHP

Its actually worse than you imagine. If I recall, that is a banjo AND ukulele camp.

Say it ain't so.

[HHP]

Originally Posted by DenverSteve

But I only peeked.....really.



Say it ain't so.

Not all bad. Free transportation from your hotel albeit on a short school bus.

[Mr. Paul]

Oh, they'll tout the 72 hours of total banjo immersion all right.

What they fail to mention is that the last 71 3/4 hours is spent trying to get out.

[StevenL]

Surely ... your sins will find you out. Now, tell us about the accordion thing. Or was it bagpipe?

[srick]

Originally Posted by HHP

Its actually worse than you imagine. If I recall, that is a banjo AND ukulele camp.

And tubas!

[HHP]

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[Long Jon]

Originally Posted by HHP

Not all bad. Free transportation from your hotel albeit on a short school bus.

I think you’d want to camp on site for the full immersive experience, there’ll be fun n frolics all thru the night I’d imagine.

It’s not all just banjos n ukes either, there’s lots of activities for all the family, tractor pulling, hog callin’ , shootin’ up old cars, makeovers (includes mulletting, beard matting and reverse dentistry).

You are gonna have a whale of a time .

[DenverSteve]

Originally Posted by Long Jon

I think you’d want to camp on site for the full immersive experience, there’ll be fun n frolics all thru the night I’d imagine.

That doesn't make me feel any better........I can see it now.

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[barley]

The most popular and effective pick-up line during this event will be “I like your tooth!”

[Long Jon]

I bet people over on the banjo forum have some fun at our expense ...

Probably say things like “ Them gitar peepl think theys reel smart n stuff wat with all there book larnin and extry strings and cords and teeth and such “

[Steve DeRosa]

Wasn't this outlawed under the Geneva Convention...?