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here's a good one to get everyone upset and arguing...
let's see how we do, remember, they're just words on a page...
Saskatchewan government to teach teens how to kiss Few issues divide public opinion as sharply as the question of sex education in schools. And while educators and parents argue over how much information young people need to stay healthy, the province of Saskatchewan is going one step further by including a controversial guide that teaches teens how to be good kissers. "Learning how to be a good kisser will set our teens up for success later in life."- Leanne Rielhuck, Saskatchewan Ministry of EducationIn her interview with Pat Kelly, the director of the kissing program, Leanne Rielhuck stated: "Our study shows that unemployment rates are directly related to kissing." When asked if she sympathized with disapproving parents, Rielhuck responded by saying: "No, these kids are going to kiss no matter what and it is better that the government of Saskatchewan teaches them how to do it properly." http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thisisthat/s...kiss-1.3228129 |
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I'm not even buying the existence of BIGFOOT let alone the notion that they have their own government... Is this April 1st. ? |
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Monty Python already covered that one in The Meaning of Life.
Link to YouTube Sex Education Classroom Scene removed... Last edited by BrunoBlack; 09-28-2015 at 08:14 AM. |
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you're thinking of the sasquatchian government. saskatchewan is a province in canada, with the name a cree word meaning, "land of the great kissers", or alternatively "swift flowing river", depending on how it's translated.
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I was wondering where you've been! Listening to the interview, the statistics on the benefits of being a good kisser were very informative. Nothing was said about homework, however. I particularly liked the comments about how parents objecting to the program, needed to evaluate the role that kissing played in their own lives.
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Nobody has entirely proved the existence of "Canada" to my satisfaction.
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Does this include "French Kissing"? If so, surely there is a lesson on tongue hygiene.
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Now don't take me too seriously.
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hear that, jon? we're officially bilingual - english and french - and the government teaches us how to kiss! no wonder sasquatches are running around the woods. |
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"In her interview with Pat Kelly, the director of the kissing program, Leanne Rielhuck stated: "Our study shows that unemployment rates are directly related to kissing."
Maybe that's where the term, "Kiss-off" originated? |
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According to the interview, French (tongue) kissing is part of the curriculum. Nothing was said about hygiene, however. Many other types of kissing are covered, too. Faculty members demonstrate proper technique, and then the students pair up and practice in class.
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