Captain;

I should point out that the bad word was a one-time-only slip. You know how sensitive the male ego is, well my significant other scratched my ego. I scratched back. Then we started digging. Pretty soon we had all-out war of not-nice words going. We eventually ran out of not-nice words and started getting creative. And then things got so funny we couldn't stay mad. And then we went to dinner. That was risky territory and we've never gone back.