Guy walks into a bar and orders a double bourbon.
Bartender pours the drink, the guy immediately downs it and orders another.
Bartender pours the second double, which the guy proceeds to chug down.
He orders a third double; as the bartender begins pouring, he says to the guy, "Man, I haven't seen anybody drink like that in years. What's the matter, did you lose your job or something?".
The guy replies, "Worse...".
Bartender says, "Death in the family?".
Guy says, "Worse".
Bartender says, what could be worse than either of those things?"
As the guy begins to down the third double he says to the bartender, "I've only got about 35 cents on me..."
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