Guy walks into a bar - exclaims "Free drinks for everybody on me - set them up bartender!
The bartender gives him the bill and he says "Well, I don't have any money." The irate bartender punches him out and throws him out.
A few minutes later the guy walks back in and slurs " Free drinks for everybody on me!" " 'cept for you", he tells the bartender, "You get ornery when you drink."
Last edited by heni30; 07-08-2013 at 12:44 PM.
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