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Old 07-07-2013, 09:20 PM
D. Shelton D. Shelton is offline
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Originally Posted by khedquist View Post
a duck walks into a bar and say, "give me a beer."
the bartender says, "we don't serve ducks, get out of here."

duck comes back the next day and orders a beer. Again the bartender says, "we don't serve ducks! Get out of here."

this goes on a few more days. Finally, the bartender tells the duck, " next time you come in and order a beer i'm going to nail your feet to the floor. Now get out of here."

the next day the duck comes in and asks, "do you have any nails." the bartender says no. The duck asks, "do you have a hammer?" bartender again says "no".

The duck then asks, "can i get a beer?"
:d ........
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