No officer, I have never made a pipe.
My car is a Westfield pre-Lit, made in 1984. It is so good a copy of a Lotus that only a true expert can spot the differences, and Westfield lost the lawsuit which forced them to cease a desist production. Hence pre-Lit(igation), which differentiates it from subsequent more sophisticated but possibly less interesting offerings from the company, which is still in business.
In the same era (1990 or so) when I was NOT making pipes, I made this bandsaw box, a titled piece; "Alfa That Might Have Been", which is about 10 inches long:
