If a man has to ask for help it's too late to volunteer.
Careful, I heard that might be fatal to the death.
She was so fat her butt looked like two hogs wrestlin' in a tow sack.
That dog is so lazy he leans against the barn to bark.
Believe you me...
I sworny...
That (food) was so good it made you wanna go home and slap yore granny.
Pay attention, it's free.
Don't tell me you were thinking again. We have books for that.
Sorry I'm late, the Kentucky Highway Patrol stopped me at the state line to search my car for text books and other contraband.
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