Best punch lines
I've been playing monthly neighborhood poker with the same cast of characters for 25 years. We're all good friends and there's always a new joke or two. After all these years we're at the point where the same jokes have been told so many times, we just tell a punch line and everyone roars.
What's your best punchline? For example (and these are deliberately familiar): Why the long face? Put it on my bill. A good goat will do that. (Ok, maybe not so familiar but always gets a laugh.) Don't give us the whole joke. Just the punch line. |
"Said the actress to the Bishop."
"Keep the tip." |
Funeral Director "So, everything worked out fine, all we had to do was swap the heads."
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"Almost made it, then I couldn't help starting to laugh, I saw the other guy coming, with 50 COCONUTS !.. "
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"That's what she said"
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"I do that on the way back into the kitchen"
"I'm Svindberg the tailor, you want Svindberg the terrorist - he lives in apartment 14C" |
When someone stumbles on a word, "That's easy for you to say."
When someone starts telling you about something that went wrong, "Oh, you get that on the big jobs." |
"Remains to be seen..."
"You, your Hibachi, and your friend... get out of here!" "I didn't know they had a drink named Tom Collins!" |
Think about it, who's he going to tell.........
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"SHOOT THE DOG!"
"It doesn't matter, he was too fast to pull the plow anyway." "Don't worry Father, the smartest man in the world just jumped out of the plane with my backpack on." |
punch line
"Why would you have a drink named 'Chuck'"
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Badda Bing Badda Boom
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Who's Bob?
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No, no,,,, you're supposed to use the camel to ride to town !
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Wrecked 'em? **** near killed him!
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