I want my Net Neutrality (new original)
 

I needed both a protest and a novelty tune in my catalog, so hey, why not kill two birds with one song?



First they came for my router, then they shut down my ISP
My bandwidth is diminished, I can't post and/or surf or tweet

The cost of my new Google Fiber's gonna match or may exceed
My current mortgage payment to maintain my download speed

I want my Net Neutrality
It's what I really need
I can live without my MTV
But Congress, please

On the Fourteenth of December, the unelected FCC
Despite a broad plurality voted with venality

I want my Net Neutrality
It's what the people need
Excuse my generalities
But Congress, please

Best crawl into my bunker, pull the covers up over me
Off the grid imperpetuity, they've killed our democracy!

I want my Net Neutrality
It's what this country needs
New hashtag #MassFatalities
But Congress, please, please

This song needs a mighty tone sought traditionally
Needs something loud and growly, like pure mahogany!

I want my Net Neutrality
It's darn near everything I need
Forgive my hyperbolity
Now Congress, please, please, please!

Hey Cap'nCrunch,

I got a kick out of this one. Nice tune and lyrics :)

Very good Cap’n. I appreciate the tune and the sentiment :)

Thank you. I appreciate the feedback. :)

Updated version posted. Moved a few things around, tweaked, etc. Hope you like. Thanks for listening! :)